How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.