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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.