Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.