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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.