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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.