How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".