How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.