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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Irish Chili Jokes More Irish Chili Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.