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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".