239 Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!