239 Jokes

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Bean Soup Jokes More Bean Soup Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Irish Accent Jokes More Irish Accent Jokes

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.