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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk