Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.