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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.