Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade