Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.