Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Previous Random Joke Next
Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.