Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.