Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What is something we all lost?

The Game