Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Math hue.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Mount Rushmore.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
Coz their eyes opened.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
Post office.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Removed
They both ain't got the same Seoul.
