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Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food?

Yellowcake.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.