Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do blind trains read?

Raile!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see