What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!