What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!