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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.