What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank