Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit