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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.