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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin