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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.