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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono