How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin