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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Canopy Jokes More Canopy Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed