Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed