Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Canopy Jokes More Canopy Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.