Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.