Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Bell-bottoms!

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Toucan.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.