Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.