It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
To see how long he slept.
He wrote sheet music.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
I am tired of looking for a job.
Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
The hip Doctor!
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Because they're extinct