Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.