Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!