Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..