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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!