Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."