Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six