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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.