Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.