Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".