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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.