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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...