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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Cache Jokes More Cache Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.