Prefer Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent