Prefer Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Flavor Gum Jokes More Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree