Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.