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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!