Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car