Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy