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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.