Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.