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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!