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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.