What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?