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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.