What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?