What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut