What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad