What do you say if you meet a toad?

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who?

Alceste to meet him later!

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.