What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.