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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy