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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.