What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Previous Random Joke Next

Wart Jokes More Wart Jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.