Wart Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

You might also enjoy:

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.