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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.