Planters.
Wart's new
I don't have any friends.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
Poo
Because she had a pun in the oven!
At least one group can grow a beard.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
Fowl play!
Because she's probably a keeper.
Star Warts.
Star Warts!