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Wart Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Love

Love

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Sow Jokes More Sow Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!