Wart Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na