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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Wart Jokes More Wart Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.