They both like to crack open a cold one
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Me: Like you're good at science...
Just look at that bird!
A college student.
Because he is lying.
Listening.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Mount Cleverest
Neightiri.
A sturgeon.
Jail-birds!