A play on warts
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
A Cankersaurus!
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
He has lots of antibodies.
To win dough.
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Because you always heart the one you love.
A paint Bernard!
A BOring
