Herpe Jokes

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What's in an STD salad?

Green pees