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People Jokes More People Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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Sore Jokes More Sore Jokes

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Pandora Jokes More Pandora Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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