A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Plain.
Marie Curie
Listening.
Because the snowblower is coming.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
A leperd
He was buying drinks.
Planters.
Wart's new
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Something that stinks and stings!
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
The fact you love it.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
You Blink Your Eyes.