Herpe Jokes

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron