Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.