What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.