What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.