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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!