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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.