What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.