What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Illinois Jokes More Illinois Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!