What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.