What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com