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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com