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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Brain Surgeon Jokes More Brain Surgeon Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.