Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

Desperate!

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.