Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

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What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.