Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.