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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.