Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??