Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.