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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.