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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.