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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"