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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

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The World Trade Center

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So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.