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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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It's not there.

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Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

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Metro gnomes

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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The lid said, "Twist to open."

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.