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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.