What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.