What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.