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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them