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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!