What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.