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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*