What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*