Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.