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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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A flat major

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Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Bike carbonate of soda!

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Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.