Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.