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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do