Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.