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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"