Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.