Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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It was hard to make a living.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.