Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.