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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing