Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.