Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.