Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.