What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*