What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.