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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.