What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.