What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.