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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.