How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts