How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry