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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.