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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.