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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.