Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.