Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.