Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.