Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."