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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?