Bro Jokes

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Buds before suds, bro.

Bro, do you even function?

Do you even, bro?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Bro, do you even shift?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Don't taste me, bro!

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

How much do you whey bro

He couldn't pay for Baal

Don't glaze me, bro

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Do you even Lyft

None. They prefer Natural Light.

None cuz it's already lit af

He catches a buzz.

He was caught poaching.

They hate getting cured.

He was following the Tsar.

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Dual air bags.

Fettuccini Alfedora.

He had no body to go with him!

Because he always brings the boos

Kurt and Rod.

They only had 2 vans

Hey, where'd my Glascow

Drink, Pray, Truck

Bro Jokes

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

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When was the last time you flossed?

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What's up, Chad?

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Why bro?

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