Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Uber Driver Jokes More Uber Driver Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."