Do you even Lyft, bro?
None cuz it's already lit af
Buds before suds, bro.
Statue bro?
Bro, mine
Bro, do you even function?
Do you even, bro?
NOICE!!!!
Dont leave me hangin' bro
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Bro, do you even shift?
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Don't taste me, bro!
He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "
Gainzville.
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Because the fine bros would sue.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
How much do you whey bro
He couldn't pay for Baal
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Don't glaze me, bro
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Do you even Lyft
That was your fault!!!
Never leave your buddy's behind.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Nurse.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
It's 'rent free!
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
He could not hit any of the ketones.
Because they have so much Antimony!
It was a high school.
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
