Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)