Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Uber Driver Jokes More Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Root Vegetable Jokes More Root Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A...

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!