Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught?

Hey, they drew first

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.