Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.