Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why don't you play with your friends?

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Who's there! Chad! Chad who?

Chad to make your acquaintance!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

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What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!