Bro Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Bud Jokes More Bud Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.