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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that