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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin