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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown