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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.