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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.