What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!