What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.