What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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What spell does harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.