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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

John Cena Jokes More John Cena Jokes

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.