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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!