What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU