John Cena Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

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A honey comb!

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So it won't get too Messi.

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What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who