John Cena Jokes

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How loud is John Cena?

XDb

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

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John Cenile.

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Her navel.

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When John CENA ghost!

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No, John! can't see

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Depends on how many cops planted it there

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It depends on the age.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.

What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!