John Cena Jokes

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

So he can kick out at 2.

Depends on who wrote the script.

When John CENA ghost!

As John Cena because you can't see them.

I can see you

You can't C me!

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Because there's only Juan Cena

John Cenile.

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

They were very impressed!

He was a"salted"

Swimming goggles

Claude Balls

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

A Boston Marathon.

A damson in this dress.

Formaldehyde

They SETI their alarm-y

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

John Cena Jokes

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Your Age Is Only Math

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

When does John Cena get scared?

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

What do you call an old John Cena?

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

How do I know you're not John Cena?

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

How loud is John Cena?

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

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