John Cena Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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John Cenile.

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John Cenile

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

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What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.