Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish