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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.