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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.