Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish