Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish