Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
A paper jam sandwhich
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
He left his foot on the clutch.
They're not infallible
The mourning.
He was just stalin for time
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
A phoney friend!
Student: "Alive".
Every single one counts.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
He used cowculus!
Because property is theft.
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Too many cheetahs
