Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
It's croak-et!
Zoocchini
No Stairway.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
A widow
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
HAmAr + SiCl
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Because they can spend years at sea.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Of chorus.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Full Marx
Because property is theft.
Too many cheetahs
