Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
Urine trouble now.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Their rocket kept Stalin!
A buck an ear.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
She kept wetting the bed.
Never mind, I figured it out.
Because property is theft.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Biodegradable.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
