Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Theres twenty four of them.
They were all Nervous-Rex
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
He was just stalin for time
Cuz they were stalin'!
A tangent
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
Bro, do you even function?
A toy builder.
Causal fridays.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
Because property is theft.
Too many cheetahs
With spirit levels.
