Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A bench can support a family

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.