What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.