What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.