What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.