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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.