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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events