Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.