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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.