Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Wife: Your sense of humor.

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The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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He couldn't trust his hose.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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He wanted stable employment

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.