Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.