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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Garbage Man Jokes More Garbage Man Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.