Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.