How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!