With the bare-bones approach.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
2scooby4doo
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
On a telebone.
Because nothing gets under their skin.