What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.