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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners