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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.