What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.