What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr