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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.