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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr