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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.